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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
No go.
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So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.