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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 21:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

New Orleans Saints sign RB Cam Akers to one-year contract - New Orleans Saints

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

She was a Disney star with platinum records, but Bridgit Mendler gave it up to change the world - Ars Technica

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Popular chicken chain shares, massive expansion plan - TheStreet

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Science news this week: Overdue earthquakes and star-shaped brain cells - Live Science

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

No go.

Satellite Images Suggest US Avoided Iran’s Nuclear Reactors - Bloomberg.com

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Usher Serves as Groomsman at Robin Thicke and April Love Geary’s Mexico Wedding — See the Photos! - AOL.com

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Latest on WWE’s Saudi plans after Iran attacks U.S. base in Qatar (Updated) - Cageside Seats

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Federal prosecutors now charging immigrants who don’t submit fingerprints under dormant 1940s law - Politico

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is there a noticeable difference in performance between expensive running shoes and cheaper alternatives like Asics and Nike's "free" series? Are expensive running shoes worth the cost?

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Est eos enim quis.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Carlos Alcaraz praised for showing 'insane sportsmanship' during his French Open match against Ben Shelton - The Tennis Gazette

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.